phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

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cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

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weedpapi:

gingerbreadcutie:

no one is a worse texter than a straight white boy

so do u finger yourself

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cokeflow:

I have this disease where I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket and check it and there’s no notifications

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ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

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coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

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nonsensecrossing:

jordanplays-newleaf:

mini-dekkoid:

Sometimes I wish I could live life like I do in animal crossing, just worry about hybrids, animals moving on my paths, beetles that move snowballs, it is appealing, I mean no work, no problems with other people. Just me and my neighbours

this rn please *clicks heels 3 times*

If only, right? Nothing but friends and kindness and a simple, enjoyable daily routine. Ahhh we can dream.

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